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Missing Demotivational Poster


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L

Missing -

TAGS: valentine february dead missing marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - December 31, 2017, 5:48 pm
The plunger ... because he knows what he likes ... lube optional (dude's a total trooper that way -- don't ask me how I know).
Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old ****...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.

my wife went shopping yesterday -

TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.81/5

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jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.

INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....

TAGS: missing camo
Rating: 4.38/5

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365 FOOLS -



TAGS: missing
Rating: 4.76/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:39 am
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 9:55 pm
Actually, she jumped first and the others bounced up from the impact.
Iconoclast - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Her boyfriend arrived and she went off into the woods with him.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 9:09 pm
She just didn't quite get the altitude the others got...her hair is still in jump mode. ;)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
Hey she swung her arms a little...


TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Very nice.5L

MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem


TAGS: worst part missing
Rating: 3.58/5

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BrokenEye - August 10, 2010, 11:03 pm
I don't know. A lot of censors make a d*** good effort to let us know EXACTLY what we're missing, while still making us miss it



TAGS: missing you
Rating: 4.74/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:40 pm
He missed her bush and came on her t***?
Airman - October 15, 2010, 5:34 pm
He mis-bushes her?
Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
No no no. That graffiti is years old. When he wrote that, the tree was not so big, more of a bush, really.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:43 am
definitely gonna need to reload, she's a big girl and can take a bullet or two
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 9:35 am
Is he trying to say that shooting her would not be mistreating her??.....Wait, is she Rosie O'Donnell?
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:32 am
anexoria, what's your point?...he missed her, reload, fire again
anexboard - October 15, 2010, 6:47 am
You missed the point. It's a visual. I miss Tree- her. for I mistreat her.


MISSING - 1 Beer Belt. Owner: Agdaniele. Last seen at Motifake Offices. If you have any information please, for the love of god get back to us before Aggy notices.

TAGS: aggy missing beer belt
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
If you locate it, take a moment to see if my shoulder holsters are there, too. Please and thank you. Tired of having a mini fridge strapped to me like a backpack. 5L
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 10:19 am
Yeah, that's just the picture from the advertisment for it...Aggy had that thing bristling with the Guiness...His idea of a fanny pack. That way he only had to hit the fridge every 15 minutes...saves time.
pzykosiz - May 21, 2010, 12:51 am
the beer wasn't missing, just the belt
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:44 am
Ummm, Aggy doesn't drink whatever generic beer that is. So solly.


TEENAGE BRAINS - missing those parts which are needed for: common sense, spelling, grammar, etc

TAGS: teenage brains spelling grammar missing
Rating: 1.59/5

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Anon - February 18, 2009, 3:20 am
I have both a spelling and grammar section, though i lack an offensive hip-hop/rap section. It makes me smile to be different

A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.

YOU RETARDS - The M or W doesn't matter... ...AWESOME has two E's in it!!

TAGS: missing letters
Rating: 2.41/5

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Aj - September 24, 2008, 11:14 am
Hes got a point, awesome ODES have two E's in it. Hence the fail..nice erm work :)

THE S - it's missing

TAGS: the s missing
Rating: 2.26/5

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~~ - July 28, 2008, 3:39 am
Math is the language of science.
lightswitch rave - June 28, 2008, 7:21 pm
Only it's math.


TAGS: rs jake missing gone
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:16 pm
He's starting a mustache farm?


it's my -

TAGS: birthday missing wife
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:22 pm
I do the same thing every year since my 2nd divorce. Awesome... :)
lgvernon - August 8, 2014, 9:47 pm

Now, how do I make several dummy accounts in order to like this 5 more times. STUPENDOUS!

Proof of Life -

Cold Feet -

TAGS: missing groom
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - March 26, 2014, 11:17 pm
The fool! That's the first place anyone would look.

The Whole Picture -

STOLEN - you just feel violated

TAGS: the van is missing
Rating: 4.71/5

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Chompers - September 2, 2010, 9:08 pm
Iconoclast - September 2, 2010, 6:18 pm
Really funny, good imagination, well put together. 5L
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
I 5'd it. Good god that was funny... again might just be the booze talking.

Lost Love - Lost Self -

When big hair was not annoying enough -


TAGS: hmm there seems to be a beverage missing maybe the missus will go to the liquor barn for me
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 9:21 pm
ru ytrinhg to saaaaay Ima alkoholik??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz5.


TAGS: september challenge milk carton with missing mooooo
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Yeah, That's what you said. But I saw the leather polish in your car and decided against it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:28 pm
That was a totally different night...me and Aggy were just going to take him out for some tippin'!
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Your avatar doesn't make you look very good right here LD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 12:24 pm
Well, there was this little boy and his stuffed tiger who tried to lure me into their car with candy and a salt lick.......The Tiger seemed to be giving the orders.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:54 am
Oh, THERE you are! I was hoping that some Timmy hadn't gotten hold of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 11:45 am
How did I know my name would come up a lot on milk day? 5.


TAGS: creativity thoughtfulness imagination patience missing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:25 pm
Dich**omy: If you hover the mouse on its left arm it looks like it's giving you the finger. If you hover the mouse over the left leg it looks like it is standing on a condom. Decisions, decisions...

CUBBYBEAR - There's a reason he's gone missing !

PRIME SUSPECT - Yellow feathers in the cat bed and bloody paw prints at the scene, Mittens was the #1 suspect in Tweety's disappearance.

MICHAEL GRIFFIN - The day he realized he needed his daddy to RFI a reg.

THE "H" - It's missing.

TAGS: missing h
Rating: 1.5/5
sowht - May 13, 2009, 8:31 pm
yeah shes a bigger girl, but she looks like she would be more fun in the sack than a waife chick whos totally up herself.
Christos - April 22, 2009, 7:54 am
It's not missing, H is the Ninja of the alphebet. There are actually 5 too many in that text.
lawlz - July 8, 2008, 4:58 am
teh natsi uv grammer yu iz


TAGS: memories child missing snow frozen
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:50 pm

concern3 - December 21, 2016, 12:08 pm
Nice, UP yours


TAGS: love missing value beauty alone
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 11:13 pm
Very well said!
rerun - January 7, 2017, 9:25 am

truly demotivational. Excellent

You're gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone -

TAGS: missing person hidden leaving secrets
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:07 pm
Thanks crotchety...and it's our little secret right?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:47 am
5o true. Except when foul play is involved. Then suddenly there are witnesses from every corner of the earth.

The Call -